Project manager volunteers to demonstrate new software to his entire team, ends up getting everything wrong: '[I was] wrong about literally every single thing'

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  • A project manager leads a presentation in a team meeting.
  • [Today I messed up] by confidently explaining to my entire team how a software tool works and being wrong about literally every single thing

    NOTE: this happened yesterday and the secondhand embarrassment i am still feeling is physical. if this saves even one of you from doing the same thing, my suffering was worth it.
  • I am a project manager. I have been doing this for about six years. I am generally the person in the room who knows how things work.
  • A project manager leads a presentation in a team meeting.
  • We recently switched to a new project management platform. I had used a very similar tool at my last job, and when it was announced i told my manager i
  • was already familiar with it and could help onboard the rest of the team. She said great and asked me to run a thirty minute walkthrough session.
  • A project manager reviews a software platform with a team member on the laptop.
  • I did not do a trial run first. I want you to understand that. I just assumed. The session starts. Twelve people on the call. I share my screen and begin explaining the workflow. I
  • am confident. I am using phrases like "what you'll find is" and "the nice thing about this one is." I am pointing at things and explaining what they do.
  • A project manager reviews a software platform with a team member on the laptop in a startup environment.
  • The nice thing about that one was not what i said it was. About ten minutes in, one of the junior coordinators on my team, a very quiet guy who never speaks
  • up in meetings, unmutes and says "sorry, i've been playing around with it this morning and i think that button does something
  • different." I said "no, it's counterintuitive but it actually does X" in the tone of someone who has definitely used this software before.
  • It did not do X. He was right. I had never actually used this specific platform. I had used a different one with a similar logo.
  • The entire workflow i had been explaining for fifteen minutes was for a tool we do not use and have never used.
  • I spent the remaining fifteen minutes of the session basically discovering the actual software live on screen in front of my whole team while quietly dismantling everything i had just said.
  • My manager emailed me afterward to say "thanks for getting the team familiar with the interface!" I cannot tell if she knows.
  • TL:DR Volunteered to train my team on a new software tool, confused it with a different one, spent thirty minutes confidently explaining a platform we do not
  • use to twelve people, was corrected by the quietest person on the team, had to learn the actual tool live on screen in real time.

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